L'Éclair Noir

ursaminor asked: What is the name of the song that plays here at your page? I reallyl liked it. :) Btw, loved your tumblr. It's awesom!

It’s Disposition, by Tool. I hadn’t visited my Tumblr in months so I actually had to visit and see what the song was.
Thanks, appreciation is always much appreciated. 

wickedseductive asked: Your blog is beautiful, I love your beautiful mind <3

Spank you very much. You’ve maintained a delectable blog yourself. :¬)

Anonymous asked: where do you live?

I live in a castle, mostly gold walls and silver frames with a lot of Nazi paraphernalia, also a lot of Renoir, Helnwein,Warhol and Degas paintings in them. Most of them are stolen from museums, I replaced them with my own identical forgeries. Unfortunately I have amnesia so I don’t remember the exact address but I’m sure everybody on Omicron Persei 8 knows my address. It’s the only place with a harem of 169 women.

Anonymous asked: what is your real name?

My name is Derp Trolldad Derpinson.
(why you no click ‘about me’ link on my blog instead of asking the obviously aforementioned?)